I have a theory. (Yes, now would be the time to panic) It’s a theory about having children. When I was pregnant I SWORE I’d never do it again. I was miserable. Then I went into labor. And this happened: Apparently, if you are allergic to Pennicillin you shouldn’t be … Continue reading
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Oh yeah, you might be pregnant.
Those are the words I woke up to the night after my friend’s bachelorette party. Such nice, sweet, wonderful words. I almost punched my husband in the face. Okay, not really. That would have taken a lot of energy and I had a hangover. But I was a little shocked. … Continue reading
I Remember…
I Remember a time when: I didn’t pee every hour like a little old lady. If I did pee, I didn’t leak first because I could actually get to the bathroom in time. So, also a time when I didn’t smell like pee and have to change my underwear a … Continue reading
Insomnia: God’s way of saying “Ha ha you’re never going to sleep again”
So one of my newer pregnancy joys is insomnia. I know that millions of people suffer this affliction on a regular basis, but let me tell you that I do not. I sleep constantly. Any time. Any where. Four hour naps are pretty awesome. So imagine my shock when not … Continue reading
34 Weeks and Learning
I am now in my 34th week of pregnancy and have realized a few things: 1. My husband is amazing. He puts up with my complaining, runs to the store, feeds us both, cleans, and packed/moved an entire house. 2. I have a creature the size of a Honeydew melon … Continue reading